how do i get a boy to like me??/?//?
pull him out of hell and stare at him quizzically for 1-3 years
Show off your deduction skills and turn up your coat collar so you look cool
Grab his hand and say “Run”
as a guy I would just like to say that all of these are valid and would get me in bed
I was born at an incredibly young age
i told this to my english teacher and she almost kicked me out of the class
Hallucinogenic lipstick. She’s here.
Like I said on the dance floor, you might want to find something to hang on to.
“You can’t sing to that, it’s instrumental.”
Fucking watch me.
DOO WEE fucking DOOOO motherfucker
What you’ll need:
- sharp knife
- popsicle stick
- q-tip
-dental floss
I need this for class
Welp people are going to hate me now more than they already do
come over to my house we’ll make a blanket fort and eat shitty snacks and watch movies that are only good for their nostalgic value
Oh. My. God.
How long did this take someone to make????
do they even have crime in canada
He does parking tickets shut up
“Sorry”
Does he ride a moose?
Captain Canada
